My family came over by my house today to watch the carnival parade. My aunt went on the scale in my mothers bedroom and called me in. She told md to stand on it. I did, and she asked how much i weigh. I looked down and said, "100lbs".
Her reply:
"What? 100lbs? Who the hell weighs a hundred pounds now a days!"
-_-
oh, how i loveeeee my family >.<